The story of how we became

Well I guess some of u out there are wondering about how I became a goatman. And to those who r it is a long and complex story which may or may not involve beastiality.

well its started long ago in the time of my great great grandfather goat(paddy mc ginty), a time when Ireland was a place where the grass was green and the air was clean, and the world couldn't have been better for us goatkin. Now Ireland was covered with many green hills that went on for miles, and the goats roamed the land with great freedom and prosperity, until one day they found a lepricorn running thru the fields. Now when they saw this lepricorn it just happened to be the case that the goats envied the way the lepricorn ran on 2 legs and had a cool looking beard that didn't cover his whole body. Now the lepricorn noticed there envy and goes up to the goats and says ye goats look mightily envious of me and my nice beard here, and the goats replied oc ey we do indeed like the look of ur beard that doesnt cover ur whole face, and at there reply the lepricorn says well then it is a glad day for ne goat who wishes to one day have a beard like mine, as I have just come from the markets with a sack of magic sunflower seeds that will make a goat to resemble a lepricorn later in its life. And with this news the goats were gladdened and eat the seeds in hope of becoming leprigoats.

But after eating theses seeds nothing happened and the goats went back to there life in Ireland like it had been before, but no change seemed to take place. Now over years the goats continued to notice no difference until one day goat mcjess had a new kid. Now this kid was a weird and wonderful thing for the goats as it had 2 big red cheeks which had no hair on them. At this omen the goat tribal and spiritual leaders held a meeting to try and discern what this omen meant. After long debating the goat leaders decided that it was indeed a good omen and that all goats should mate in an effort to produce more of these wondergoats as they were known back then. As more and more of the goats mated(ask our friend hagred for detailed information on goat mating) , more and more of these wonder goats were produced and when they reached maturity they mated again and over the years evolution(not beastiality) has brout the Irish goat kind to resemble the goatman form of which I am in today.